Bollywood Effect

Some lines that bollywood has gifted are so catchy. Like "Main kahan hoon?" , "Kutte kamine main tera khoon pi jaunga", "Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakta/sakti" , "Jug Jug jiyo beta/beti " (ye 'jug jug' kya hai I still dont know. I know only trainwala 'Zug Zug' ), Kanoon ke haath lambe hote hai, tum isse kabhi bach nahi paoge...." etc etc.

However boring, repetitive, meaningless these lines are I still like some.

*I still enjoy Sunny Deols dialogues from 'Damini' and Amitabh Bachchans many lines from many movies. I enjoy even more when these reel lines are used in real; what a marvellous effect they have! Some similar spontaneity relating to such usage...

Today I was cleaning my house (Yeah I do it once in a while) , and wanted to remove window curtains. Then somehow I couldn't. However its not because my hands did not reach, its just those curtain hangers are hanging way too high. Apparently same time my friend came in so I asked him to help, expecting even he will have some difficulties reaching there. Though not meeting my expectations he easily reached to the hangers and removed the curtains.

Astonished and disappointed (due to failed expectation) I asked him "Tu kanoon hai kya?" It took him few seconds to realize that....but the laugh that came out later.....loud and non-ending. Amazing!!!

I felt so happy(and proud) to crack that JOKE , couldn't resist to write about it.

Pra I guess u have a competition now.

*That reminds me one line my friend Rahul used to tell long time back, though I couldn't relate to it much still worth mentioning ;)

"Kanoon ke haath aur Aarati ke pair bahot lambe hai......kahin bhi pahunch sakte hai"

Cheers!! Enjoy!!